{"id":1771,"date":"2015-09-20T11:04:25","date_gmt":"2015-09-20T10:04:25","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/?p=1771"},"modified":"2015-09-20T10:11:51","modified_gmt":"2015-09-20T09:11:51","slug":"tres-frases-de-tres-laguneros","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/?p=1771","title":{"rendered":"TRES FRASES DE TRES LAGUNEROS"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2666 Hoy y de cara a quitarle le\u00f1a al mosqueo episcopal, me vienen de nuevo al pelo y que ni pintadas tres conocidas frases de otros tantos populares, queridos y recordados laguneros&#8230; La primera es del sacerdote y can\u00f3nigo <strong>Hip\u00f3lito Jorge Dorta<\/strong>, quien siempre dec\u00eda que <em>\u201cLa homil\u00eda debe ser como una minifalda: cortita y que ense\u00f1e mucho\u201d<\/em>&#8230; La segunda es la de <strong>Juan R\u00edos Tejera<\/strong> (nuestro <strong><em>\u201cJuanito Cabeza\u201d)<\/em><\/strong> que reclamaba: <em>\u201cno me busquen problemas donde no los hay<\/em>\u201d&#8230; Y la tercera es de <strong>Jos\u00e9<\/strong> <strong>Norberto Rodr\u00edguez D\u00edaz<\/strong> (nuestro <strong>Zen\u00f3n<\/strong>, el fot\u00f3grafo) quien sol\u00eda decir: <em>\u201csi en alg\u00fan momento le \u2018ha\u2019 ofendido, ruego haga caso omiso a eso\u201d<\/em>&#8230; Las tres se las dedico a <strong>Bernardo \u00c1lvarez<\/strong> con mis reiteradas disculpas y mi solicitud de absoluci\u00f3n.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/FOTO-4.-Zen\u00f3n-el-fot\u00f3grafo.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-1772\" src=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/09\/FOTO-4.-Zen\u00f3n-el-fot\u00f3grafo.jpg\" alt=\"FOTO 4.- Zen\u00f3n el fot\u00f3grafo\" width=\"192\" height=\"256\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"comentario\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Zen\u00f3n dec\u00eda: \u201csi en alg\u00fan momento le \u2018ha\u2019 ofendido, ruego haga caso omiso a eso\u201d<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2666 Hoy y de cara a quitarle le\u00f1a al mosqueo episcopal, me vienen de nuevo al pelo y que ni pintadas tres conocidas frases de otros tantos populares, queridos y recordados laguneros&#8230; La primera es del sacerdote y can\u00f3nigo Hip\u00f3lito Jorge Dorta, quien siempre dec\u00eda que \u201cLa homil\u00eda debe ser como una minifalda: cortita y &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/?p=1771\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[43],"tags":[814,812,813,478],"class_list":["post-1771","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sociedad","tag-bernardo-alvarez","tag-hipolito-jorge-dorta","tag-jose-norberto-rodriguez-diaz","tag-juan-rios-tejera"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.0 - 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