{"id":2070,"date":"2015-12-13T11:06:52","date_gmt":"2015-12-13T11:06:52","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/?p=2070"},"modified":"2015-12-13T10:28:35","modified_gmt":"2015-12-13T10:28:35","slug":"el-envite-lagunero-de-esta-semana","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/?p=2070","title":{"rendered":"EL ENVITE LAGUNERO DE ESTA SEMANA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2666 Yo creo, que sin venir a cuento y sin necesidad ninguna, <strong>Javier Abreu Rodr\u00edguez<\/strong> (PSOE), primer teniente de alcalde del Ayuntamiento de La Laguna, le mand\u00f3 un \u00abenvido\u00bb al mism\u00edsimo alcalde lagunero, <strong>Jos\u00e9 Alberto D\u00edaz<\/strong> (CC) porque, parece que de entrada <strong>Javier<\/strong> ten\u00eda \u00abtriunfos\u00bb. \u00c9l cre\u00eda que <strong>Teresa Ber\u00e1stegui<\/strong> (Ciudadanos &#8211; C&#8217;s) era el \u00abTres de Bastos\u00bb, cuando en realidad era \u201cLa Malilla\u00bb y el alcalde dijo \u00abquiero\u00bb y le acept\u00f3 el envite. Pero hasta la \u00faltima mano valen las se\u00f1as y con tanto reparto de triunfos hasta un \u00abchilajo\u00bb tiene su peso. Luego hay que calcular quien es \u00abmano\u00bb y quien es \u00abpie\u00bb y, adem\u00e1s, hay que saber las cartas que llevan tus compa\u00f1eros y, a ser posible (mucho m\u00e1s importante), las del equipo contrario. Por ello <strong>Jos\u00e9 Alberto<\/strong> peg\u00f3 un \u00ab\u00a1siete!\u00bb al que, crecido, <strong>Javier<\/strong> replic\u00f3 con un \u00ab\u00a1nueve!\u00bb. Estaba en manos del alcalde rematar la faena (si ten\u00eda con qu\u00e9, claro) y, tras pens\u00e1rselo una noche y hacer media docena de llamadas telef\u00f3nicas <strong>Jos\u00e9 Alberto<\/strong> le dijo a Javier\u2026 \u00ab\u00a1chico, fuera!\u00bb&#8230; Y ahora est\u00e1n en el \u00abtumbo\u00bb. Que no s\u00e9 si llegar\u00e1 a ser forzoso.<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/FOTO-1.-Javier-con-el-alcalde.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-2071\" src=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/FOTO-1.-Javier-con-el-alcalde.jpg\" alt=\"sm pleno la laguna 03.jpg\" width=\"800\" height=\"533\" srcset=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/FOTO-1.-Javier-con-el-alcalde.jpg 800w, https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/12\/FOTO-1.-Javier-con-el-alcalde-300x200.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 800px) 100vw, 800px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"comentario\" style=\"text-align: center;\">El alcalde Jos\u00e9 Alberto D\u00edaz (I) con Javier Abreu, cuando, suponemos, a\u00fan se entend\u00edan.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2666 Yo creo, que sin venir a cuento y sin necesidad ninguna, Javier Abreu Rodr\u00edguez (PSOE), primer teniente de alcalde del Ayuntamiento de La Laguna, le mand\u00f3 un \u00abenvido\u00bb al mism\u00edsimo alcalde lagunero, Jos\u00e9 Alberto D\u00edaz (CC) porque, parece que de entrada Javier ten\u00eda \u00abtriunfos\u00bb. \u00c9l cre\u00eda que Teresa Ber\u00e1stegui (Ciudadanos &#8211; C&#8217;s) era el &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/?p=2070\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[7],"tags":[450,275,668],"class_list":["post-2070","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-politica","tag-javier-abreu-rodriguez","tag-jose-alberto-diaz","tag-teresa-berastegui"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.0 - 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