{"id":3206,"date":"2016-09-11T11:05:18","date_gmt":"2016-09-11T10:05:18","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/?p=3206"},"modified":"2016-09-10T18:45:18","modified_gmt":"2016-09-10T17:45:18","slug":"cuando-el-culo-quiere-lena","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/?p=3206","title":{"rendered":"CUANDO EL CULO QUIERE LE\u00d1A&#8230;"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Dec\u00eda mi padre que, <em>\u201ccuando el culo quiere le\u00f1a, \u00e9l solito la busca\u201d&#8230;<\/em> El culo (pol\u00edtico) del ministro de\u00a0\u00a0 Econom\u00eda, <strong>Luis de Guindos<\/strong> debe haber querido le\u00f1a porque, si no es as\u00ed, ya me dir\u00e1n ustedes a qu\u00e9 ha venido lo de la propuesta para el nombramiento del \u00ednclito <strong>Jos\u00e9 Manuel Soria<\/strong> para el puestito de nada en el Banco Mundial. Y no me dir\u00e1n que, al margen de la propuesta de <strong>De Guindos<\/strong>, tambi\u00e9n el culo de <strong>Mariano Rajoy<\/strong> ha hecho lo suyo para recibir la le\u00f1a que le han dado. Al margen de que como funcionario tenga derecho o no a pedir el puesto (que no lo s\u00e9 y no me meto en ello) \u00bfqu\u00e9 necesidad ha tenido <strong>Jos\u00e9 Manuel Soria<\/strong> para meterse \u00e9l, meter a <strong>Mariano Rajoy<\/strong> y meter a su Partido Popular en tremendo tenderete, con la que est\u00e1 cayendo y el mosqueo que ya tiene nuestra paciente ciudadan\u00eda? La gente del PP en Canarias est\u00e1 m\u00e1s que \u201ccontenta\u201d con el vergonzoso putiferio que se ha armado. Y yo estoy preocupado porque, no s\u00e9 si el paisano <strong>Soria<\/strong> tendr\u00e1 dinero para llegar a fin de mes.<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><a href=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/FOTO-1.-SORIA-CON-RAJOY.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"alignnone size-full wp-image-3207\" src=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/FOTO-1.-SORIA-CON-RAJOY.jpg\" alt=\"foto-1-soria-con-rajoy\" width=\"810\" height=\"545\" srcset=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/FOTO-1.-SORIA-CON-RAJOY.jpg 810w, https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2016\/09\/FOTO-1.-SORIA-CON-RAJOY-300x202.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 810px) 100vw, 810px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center\"><em>Mariano Rajoy cubriendo las espaldas de Jos\u00e9 Manuel Soria, en este caso con la manta esperancera o sabande\u00f1a<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Dec\u00eda mi padre que, \u201ccuando el culo quiere le\u00f1a, \u00e9l solito la busca\u201d&#8230; El culo (pol\u00edtico) del ministro de\u00a0\u00a0 Econom\u00eda, Luis de Guindos debe haber querido le\u00f1a porque, si no es as\u00ed, ya me dir\u00e1n ustedes a qu\u00e9 ha venido lo de la propuesta para el nombramiento del \u00ednclito Jos\u00e9 Manuel Soria para el puestito &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/?p=3206\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3206","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.0 - https:\/\/yoast.com\/product\/yoast-seo-wordpress\/ -->\n<title>CUANDO EL CULO QUIERE LE\u00d1A... - El Cotarro<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/?p=3206\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"CUANDO EL CULO QUIERE LE\u00d1A... - El Cotarro\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"Dec\u00eda mi padre que, \u201ccuando el culo quiere le\u00f1a, \u00e9l solito la busca\u201d&#8230; El culo (pol\u00edtico) del ministro de\u00a0\u00a0 Econom\u00eda, Luis de Guindos debe haber querido le\u00f1a porque, si no es as\u00ed, ya me dir\u00e1n ustedes a qu\u00e9 ha venido lo de la propuesta para el nombramiento del \u00ednclito Jos\u00e9 Manuel Soria para el puestito ... 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