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No hay que dar importancia a alg\u00fan lech\u00f3n que habla sin saber y, de forma soez, ruin, mezquina y barriobajera critica sin conocer. Morir\u00e1 cochino. Quiero suponer que Carlos Alonso<\/strong> (presidente del Cabildo de Tenerife), Alberto Bernab\u00e9<\/strong> (consejero de Turismo), Jes\u00fas Morales<\/strong> (de Agricultura) y toda la gente directa o indirectamente relacionada con la gastronom\u00eda en Tenerife (y Canarias) sabe qui\u00e9n es qui\u00e9n en ella. Saben (o deben saber) perfectamente d\u00f3nde deben poner el dinero (o gastarse los cuartos) y hasta se sabe (sabemos) qui\u00e9nes deben dinero y a qui\u00e9n. Cuando el culo quiere le\u00f1a, \u00e9l solo la busca. Y, sin necesidad ninguna, la est\u00e1 encontrando.<\/p>\n

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Jes\u00fas Morales (i), Alberto Bernab\u00e9 (c) y Carlos Alonso, que deben saber lo que hay\u2026<\/em><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"

No hay que dar importancia a alg\u00fan lech\u00f3n que habla sin saber y, de forma soez, ruin, mezquina y barriobajera critica sin conocer. Morir\u00e1 cochino. Quiero suponer que Carlos Alonso (presidente del Cabildo de Tenerife), Alberto Bernab\u00e9 (consejero de Turismo), Jes\u00fas Morales (de Agricultura) y toda la gente directa o indirectamente relacionada con la gastronom\u00eda … Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-3914","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sin-categoria"],"yoast_head":"\nCUANDO EL CULO QUIERE LE\u00d1A - El Cotarro<\/title>\n<meta name=\"robots\" content=\"index, follow, max-snippet:-1, max-image-preview:large, max-video-preview:-1\" \/>\n<link rel=\"canonical\" href=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/?p=3914\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:locale\" content=\"es_ES\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:type\" content=\"article\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:title\" content=\"CUANDO EL CULO QUIERE LE\u00d1A - El Cotarro\" \/>\n<meta property=\"og:description\" content=\"No hay que dar importancia a alg\u00fan lech\u00f3n que habla sin saber y, de forma soez, ruin, mezquina y barriobajera critica sin conocer. 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