{"id":825,"date":"2015-02-15T12:07:08","date_gmt":"2015-02-15T12:07:08","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/?p=825"},"modified":"2015-02-15T11:17:52","modified_gmt":"2015-02-15T11:17:52","slug":"maldito-certificado-de-residencia","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/?p=825","title":{"rendered":"MALDITO CERTIFICADO DE RESIDENCIA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>\u2666 No puse esto la pasada semana por no amargar la sabrosura que Tenerife trajo de la cumbre internacional de gastronom\u00eda MadridFusi\u00f3n 2015, pero pasada ya la feliz \u201cdigesti\u00f3n\u201d les comento lo siguiente por si, aportando un granito m\u00e1s, la ministra de Fomento, <strong>Ana Pastor<\/strong>, o el ministro (supuestamente \u201cnuestro\u201d) de Turismo y Transportes, <strong>Jos\u00e9 Manuel Soria<\/strong>, o alguien con dos dedos de frente y poder de decisi\u00f3n, lo arregla de una pu\u00f1etera vez&#8230; Una vez m\u00e1s fui testigo en la Terminal 4 del aeropuerto <strong>Adolfo Su\u00e1rez<\/strong> &#8211; Madrid Barajas, del inc\u00f3modo aprieto que pas\u00f3 un paisano tinerfe\u00f1o, o sea, un ciudadano residente en Canarias, por no llevar consigo el dichoso certificado de residencia&#8230; Por m\u00e1s que el hombre intent\u00f3 explicar que ya no hac\u00eda falta llevarlo encima, el personal de tierra de Iberia (compa\u00f1\u00eda en la que iba a volar) insist\u00eda en que ten\u00eda que presentarlo&#8230; Aunque parezca surrealista, el hombre \u201cescap\u00f3 en tablas\u201d porque hab\u00eda comprado su vuelo con cargo a los \u201cAvios\u201d de la tarjeta Iberia Plus y, seg\u00fan la azafata de tierra, si vuelas con cargo a los \u201cAvios\u201d no te piden el certificado&#8230; \u00a1\u00a1Pa\u00eds!!<\/p>\n<p><a href=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/FOTO-1.-Jos\u00e9-Manuel-Soria-con-Ana-Pastor.jpg\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter wp-image-826\" src=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/FOTO-1.-Jos\u00e9-Manuel-Soria-con-Ana-Pastor.jpg\" alt=\"FOTO 1.- Jos\u00e9 Manuel Soria con Ana Pastor\" width=\"600\" height=\"269\" srcset=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/FOTO-1.-Jos\u00e9-Manuel-Soria-con-Ana-Pastor.jpg 780w, https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/02\/FOTO-1.-Jos\u00e9-Manuel-Soria-con-Ana-Pastor-300x135.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 600px) 100vw, 600px\" \/><\/a><\/p>\n<p class=\"comentario\" style=\"text-align: center;\">Jos\u00e9 Manuel Soria (i) y Ana Pastor en una reuni\u00f3n. No s\u00e9 si el que est\u00e1 de espaldas es Paulino Rivero, pero parece que se est\u00e1n riendo de \u00e9l (o con \u00e9l)&#8230;. y, en nuestro caso, de todos los canarios.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>\u2666 No puse esto la pasada semana por no amargar la sabrosura que Tenerife trajo de la cumbre internacional de gastronom\u00eda MadridFusi\u00f3n 2015, pero pasada ya la feliz \u201cdigesti\u00f3n\u201d les comento lo siguiente por si, aportando un granito m\u00e1s, la ministra de Fomento, Ana Pastor, o el ministro (supuestamente \u201cnuestro\u201d) de Turismo y Transportes, Jos\u00e9 &#8230; <a class=\"read-more\" href=\"https:\/\/elcotarro.com\/?p=825\">Read more<\/a><\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"_jetpack_memberships_contains_paid_content":false,"footnotes":""},"categories":[314,7],"tags":[410,409,168],"class_list":["post-825","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-denuncias","category-politica","tag-adolfo-suarez","tag-ana-pastor","tag-jose-manuel-soria"],"yoast_head":"<!-- This site is optimized with the Yoast SEO plugin v27.0 - 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